@PopSlapFunk: The silent "p" and "s" in "Corps" are why I have hardcorps trust issues.
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@Steven37366100: Me: I DON’T HAVE TO TAKE THIS FROM YOU! Nurse: It’s customary to hold your newborn, sir
@AtticusFinch79: *taking training wheels off my old bike* Mom: You're not ready for this. Me: I'm 37, Mom. I've got this. *starts pedaling; hits a tree*
@callie_cakes: Pro Tip: Don't EVER tell a 10yr old boy that you don't "get" X-Men. Because. They. Will. Explain. It.