@1niitro: The Simpsons need to have an episode where Arsenal win the Champions League
@shegotagronk: I'm reenacting the War of 1812 with 47 gummy bears so I think the Ambien has finally kicked in.
Casualties have been immense... & delicious
@sbellelauren: whoever decided how to spell camouflage is a terrible terrible person
@RandomRamblr: An accountant who disappears with all his client's money is a math magician.
@thepunningman: #inspiration #foodforthought
@hythemafia: The wife and I just got divorced.
We split the house.........I got the outside.