@badbanana: The sincerest form of flattery is having a robot from the future sent back in time to kill you. Imitation is a distant second.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: today I went for a run & a homeless guy was like WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM & I was like EVERYTHING
@PuncherJetpack: "Hey bro shotgun this beer" No I don't drink "You wanna be cool don't you?" I don't drink "C'mon NERD!" Grandma PLEASE stop
@daveexplosm: Dogs lick each other's butts to tell each other they like them. Just like politicians