@badbanana: The sincerest form of flattery is having a robot from the future sent back in time to kill you. Imitation is a distant second.
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@Mr_goose007: The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen.
@JoshontheGo: Sorry, I can't take your call right now, I'm all tied up. -submissive's answering machine.
@UNTRESOR: Welcome to hipster fights. You can ironically hang your scarves over there. There's PBR and tacos in the food truck. Don't enjoy yourself.
@david8hughes: [overhears girl at work crying because her grandad & her dad died this month] Me: not all men are like that