@Terdoh: The Snooze Button: because your first act of the day should be procrastination.
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@CatherineLMK: "Hi I can't remember the name of this actress.You know her, she's in that movie you saw. She's got that hair." -actual message from my mom
@SwedishCanary: Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across America join together to raise the country's obesity statistics.