@Terdoh: The Snooze Button: because your first act of the day should be procrastination.
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@batkaren: HER: I love Deadpool ME: I love Dead Pool HER: Oh, cool, you read comics too? ME: *staring out at pond where I toss victims' bodies* Hmm?