@bridger_w: The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax
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@HeyZeus666: My dad use to take me to the circus to see the tattooed man and the bearded lady. Now, I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart.
@ItMightBeJimbo: Two seats open. One next to a good looking girl who noticed me as I walked in. The other by a wall outlet. She'll find love in another man.
@Carbosly: Did you know pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes? This is God thanking them for bacon.
@SNStone: Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.