@Ketamine_Stalin: THE SUN HASN'T RISEN IN SIX WEEKS AND THE ANIMALS ARE AGITATED. THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM JUST SAYS "THAT'S ALL FOLKS"
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@jdforshort: If sexual frustration could be transferred into a usable energy source, I would be sitting on a gold mine
@iGreenMonk: Just waved back at someone at the gym who was waving at the person behind me and now I'm looking for a new gym.
@continentlbkfst: [consoling friend after break up] me: don’t worry there’s plenty of other fish in the sea global warming: like hurry tho