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@ReaIlyHighGuy: The sun is a star. So technically it's night all the time.
@JPHaddadio: Don't spend money on body modification. If you wait long enough, your body modifies itself for free.
@Spaced_Cowboy00: Nothing brings a family closer at graduation than a flask.
@audipenny: Crows are like if a witch decided "I'm a bird now, too"
@PaulyMosh: Grandma found out I'm single so I have roughly an hour to find a gf or Ill be getting the 'have you thought about being a priest' talk again
@cuckoo_cachu: At this point, I'm positive I've read the entire Bible via Facebook status updates.
*crosses off bucket list*