@juliussharpe: The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks.
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@Lisa_Laughs_: I'm torn between having 'wish you were here' or 'look behind you' engraved on my headstone.
@ElgatoEsmio: Mom said angels are watching over me I'm just afraid they're taking notes to make sure I go to hell.
@wolfpupy: i have been told spending the night in this haunted house will grant me immunity from being pranked or fooled on the april fool day
@myonlymizztake: If your kid texts you questions about the price of replacing any household item, you will be replacing said item.