@KenJennings: The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians.
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@MBittersweet25: You tell me to get off my high horse? Why dont you tell the damn horse to stop getting high all the time.. His drug problem isn't my problem
@Cryptoterra: Christian politicians hate science because they think it's always talking about two Adams bonding
@OreoSpeedwagon_: Note to self: hairspray does not kill spiders; it merely increases their strength and makes them look flawless all day.
@ruinedpicnic: [puts scarf on snowman] Girl: to keep u warm Snowman: I am made of snow. G: omg you're alive! S: ok but lets get past that. are you stupid