@Schindizzle: The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with tomatoes and sour cream.
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@Petote: A baby and I locked eyes. I panicked, but thankfully I didn't cry first. Haha stupid baby, I win.
@heidi420x: You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers..
@notacroc: ME: we can do this GOOGLE SMART CAR: we can't clear the bridge ME: *mashes 'im feeling lucky' button*
@hamspamtymaam: If pulled over, immediately ask the officer if they've been drinking in order to establish dominance.