@Schindizzle: The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with tomatoes and sour cream.
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@msdanifernandez: Thank you for showing me your Facebook wedding album. Now if you have time, here is a slideshow of my top 36 scores in Mario Kart
@joeldanger: Stupid people who suddenly make a smart decision have no idea how confusing that is for the rest of us.
@LurkAtHomeMom: *checks WebMD* Holy crap, I need an ambulance! *checks insurance deductible* Nevermind, I'll just take a vitamin or something.