@AdriannaLaCervx: The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck.
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@dumbbeezie: I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you
@QwertyJones3: [Me as an Italian language translator] Police: Ask him where the money is hidden. Me: Spaghetti tortellini Benghazi Fibonacci cappuccino.
@Harbinger_one: Just ran 45 minutes on the treadmill and burned 732 calories. Or as many people like to call it, 4 olives.