@AdriannaLaCervx: The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck.
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@Try2StopME: Friend: "Dude, me & my girlfriend are getting married." ME: "Wow! when?" Friend: "Me on 27th April and she on 14th June."
@Kendragarden: I wish I lived in the 20s so I could wear hats, smoke cigarettes and say stuff like, "Hey big cheese, this giggle water is the cat's meow."
@thepunningman: I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.