@AdriannaLaCervx: The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck.
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@SheaSerrano: i don't care what anyone says Baby Groot is perfect and i would gladly trade any of my children for him
@01CandyQueen: I hate when people say, "You barely touched your food" like what do you want me to do stroke it?
@MichaelLarrick: Being illiterate and having a girlfriend would be easy. They'd be like "did you get my text?" and you could just be like "I can't read."