@kimmie_1980: If Facebook changed "poke" to "stab" I would use it all the time.

@LeahTiscione: Don't tell me you're coming to my party on facebook then go for something better last minute ugh have fun at "the wake" or whatever

@wesjohnson8: I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder.

@TwoSapphiresBlu: That awkward laugh when they've said something innocuous, but you're thinking something incredibly dirty.

@Carbosly: If I ever visit Japan, the first thing I'll do is run through those paper walls pretending I'm the Kool-Aid man.