@Steelers1972: If your drug dealer answers your call on the first ring .... he's a cop.

@GFGander: Sucks when good bands have dumb names. "What are you listening to?" "It's Made Out of Babies, they're really great." "..."

@CSAviate: i’m laughing very hard in real life

@fuzzlime: If tomatoes are a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie.

@PortRooster: If women had to be assembled, a lot of us would probably just play with the box...