@Illiter8: The tattoos in your shirtless avi say 'bad boy'; the flowered wallpaper behind you scream 'living in mom's sewing room'.
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@robfee: Everyone in horror movies: *loud scream* It was probably just the wind *a ghost flies across room* Just the wind *dog gets cut in half* Wind
@Mr_Kapowski: Wife: I got our daughter a surprise for her birthday but don't let the cat out of the bag Me: YOU GOT HER A CAT? Kid: *upstairs* YAAAYYYY!
@brennadine: Pavlov's bell, but it's me reading an email that I think says winebar when it's actually webinar.