@Cheeseboy22: The teachers could tell my wife & I were embarrassed by our son's grades when we showed up to conferences with paper bags on our heads.
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@BuckyIsotope: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum. The 5th dentist is busy butchering protected wildlife.
@KentWGraham: I used to sing my daughter to sleep at night, which is probably why her first word was “Stop.”
@LuvPug: But seriously- how do Superheroes even go to the bathroom? I mean, look at their costumes.