@Deurb1: The term drinks like a fish is my family crest at an open bar:P
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@TeflonPawn: Obviously the Asian gentleman I saw flush the urinal with a karate kick doesn't mind perpetuating stereotypes.
@Abusitron: ME: I need you to look at my balls, doc *removes pants* DR: Ok what seems to be the problem? ME: *swivels hips sensually* Nuthin
@jazmasta: My walk of shame is every time I leave a girl's house after watching "How I Met Your Mother" with her.