@Deurb1: The term drinks like a fish is my family crest at an open bar:P
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@Thee1_4U: My daughter just said that I'm the best dad she's ever had. So I got that going for me.
@Branka_R: My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting...
@ImSoFrancis: Food just tastes better upside-down 1. upside-down cake 2. hamburgers 3. not cereal tho 4. oh no cereal is everywhere 5. why did I do this
@KentWGraham: Given their destructive force to homes, kids’ birthday parties should get names like hurricanes do. Birthday Party Hugo.