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@sarcasm_inc: *The Terminator opens a fortune cookie.
"It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way."
John: I know it doesn't say that.

*The Terminator opens a fortune cookie.
“It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way.”
John: I know it doesn’t say that.

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