@thetobbie: The thing about human relationships is that one person can be so overcome by a moment while the other person is thinking about KFC...
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@Sarcasticsapien: Saying "to each his own" is the best way to tell someone you respect their right to have an extremely stupid opinion.
@PeachCoffin: I explained ‘gluten allergy’ to my grandma and she sighed and told me they ate leather belts during WWII to keep from starving
@JohnLyonTweets: Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.