@thetobbie: The thing about human relationships is that one person can be so overcome by a moment while the other person is thinking about KFC...
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@SondraDeeMe: I went to the doctor this morning and I have mono. At my age I think I should have surround sound.
@marebytes: Facebook tells me today is "National Winnie the Pooh Day" ... I hope they're ok with me just wearing a red t-shirt & no pants to the office
@Proxic0n: SCIENTIST: Behold The self-esteem powered car! Come take it for a drive ME: uh okay *gets in* [CAR JUST LITERALLY FALLS APART]