@KenJennings: The thing about liking Kanye is that no matter how into him you are, you're AT BEST his #2 fan.
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@1Happytwit: Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it.
@JasonLastname: *approaches drive-thru window on a camel* "Sir, here's your 17 big macs and a large milkshake." May I please have a straw? *camel collapses*