@1followernodad: the thing about the weather getting colder is that it makes you think you want to date someone when what you want is heavy socks
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@crylenol: VAN GOGH: Go on, open it. You'll like it. Much better than last year. GIRL: It isn't another ear is it, Vince? VAN GOGH: what
@caseytduncan: I always eat duck with a few slices of cheap bread, because I know they would've enjoyed it.