@KimJongSean: The thought of having my own kids is scary because anyone who's half me and half someone dumb enough to have sex with me is doomed
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@daemonic3: Possum 911: What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing? Possum: Oh yeah
@HuttonGray: Just saw the book "Marriage for Dummies." Shouldn't there be an "is" in there somewhere?
@unbub_: a great headline for when there is a world wide fresh water shortage will be "water we gonna do??" we will need the laughs
@XAIMMadellynne: I have a plan. I bring him home ,but don't sleep with him. Long story short he pays for the taxi.