@AlexvanBeek: The time for being a smartass isn't when someone is in a murderous rage. There's a discreet unmarked grave out there that'll attest to that.
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@TitaniumToplass: use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people so they think you is good with vocabularying
@TheBoydP: My wife asked me if I was going to take a shower before we go to some friend's house for the evening like she didn't see me get in the pool.
@rachelle_mandik: a kid i met insisted she visited the "vampire state building" and i couldn't bring myself to correct her