@ilovepie84: The Tin Man carries around an axe because he is constantly afraid Ironman is going to hit on his wife.
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@freshestginger: If I got a boyfriend I wouldn't know what to do... What do they eat? How often do they need to be walked? Can they be house trained?
@iheartgunts: Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight" is the best ever song about a silent but deadly fart.