@Home_Halfway: The Tortoise and the Hare is a classic story about how people who like to run are awful.
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@RVGisFUNNY: I just read an article about a man swept out to sea during a baptism. I guess that's God's Way of saying "Nope".
@JermHimselfish: I don't understand why you guys complain about never being able to finish a tube of chapstick, it usually only takes me 2 or 3 bites.
@illiter8too: Never know what to do with my face when someone is playing an acoustic guitar and trying to make eye contact with me.