@Home_Halfway: The Tortoise and the Hare is a classic story about how people who like to run are awful.
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@VerbsRProudest: Board Game 10: *reading card* Mama! Name 3 rappers! GO! Me: Saran, aluminum foil, & cellophane! *beaming* 10: *laughing* OMG! Me: What?