@Mike_Bianchi: The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else.
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@XplodingUnicorn: My toddler stole bacon off my plate. We all had a good laugh. Then I made her move out.
@shkeeber: One time I intentionally asked a thin woman "when she was due" because I was bored. So yeah, I guess you could say I'm into extreme sports.
@OreoSpeedwagon_: Coworker: I need someone in the backfill position Brain: Do. Not. Say. Anything. Me: um hopefully you fill the gap soon Brain: oh dear