@Mike_Bianchi: The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else.
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@nbadag: HER: [whispering seductively] tell me your wildest fantasy ME: [also whispering] owning a home
@SethMacFarlane: Hey online media: "Comfortability" isn't a word. The noun you're looking for is "comfort." And it doesn't need you to give it a fancy hat.
@dadamantium: Me: Daughters, dude. Driving me crazy, you know? Him: Yeah. Me: Want another juice box, bro? Him: Yeah. 3 year-old neighbor boy gets me.