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@rachelle_mandik: New friend: want 2 go tanning w/me tmrw? Me: ok. sounds fun. idk where 2 get cowhides. do u?
@fro_vo: Me: my fitbit broke Sales Guy: how Me: i put it on my dog's tail and asked him who's a good boy Sales Guy: if i give you a new one can i see
@BoyfriendWhat: Him: "Can we have a Doritos themed wedding?" Me: "no." Him: "well, what kind of chips would you prefer?"
@mechapoetic: poor person eats crappy cheap food: YOU'RE UNHEALTHY & A STRAIN ON THE SYSTEM poor person eats fresh fruit: THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE NO SAVINGS