@MUMSIEesq: The ugly duckling grew up to be a beautiful swan. A beautiful, self-conscious, mentally unstable, overmedicated, antisocial swan.
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@Sickayduh: [Ring] "Expert Namer Guy" You the dude that named anteater? "Yep" I got a bug. Not moving. Has wings though. "Mayfly" *muffled* oh he's good
@WhatevaConc: When complaining of a stomach ache, you don't really need to point to it or pat it gently. People pretty much know where the stomach is.
@TheDjinnTrials: I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die. -Herpes
@rachelle_mandik: "Actually I have a lot of secs" is apparently not the right answer to "Do you have a sec?"