@SanuTweetsU: The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons.
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@TheTweetOfGod: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." - A man who owned other men.
@PaperWash: The Bible is so unrealistic, Noah's wife would have never allowed two spiders on that boat.
@awkwardphilippe: "I think we should-" Kiss under the moonlight? omg we finish each other's sentences! Hairdresser: was gonna say trim the sides a bit shorter