@Phook75: The upside to having kids is how you're able to use them as an excuse to cancel unwanted plans
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@bornmiserable: COP: Do you know why I stopped you? HIM: We were going too fast? COP: Yes. Get to know her first. Don't just talk about yourself either.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: My mom asked me a question and when I went to answer she said, "Hold on I can't hear you. I gotta turn on the light." The dark was too loud?