@TheToddWilliams: The vast majority of spider couples met on the web.
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@markydoodoo: Hit the showers. Smack a sink. Verbally assault a bathtub. Make everyone at Home Depot uncomfortable.
@gorrdano: If you're going to attack me in an @, you better be prepared to give me like three hours or so to think of a good comeback.