@naazihah: The Very Hungry Caterpillar taught me that I can binge eat carbs and then take a two week nap and I'll become beautiful.
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@imchriskelly: i want the first line of my obituary to be about how i once used an umbrella three different times before losing it
@ShoutingGoddess: Psst. Don't refer to them as voices in your head. Do as the professionals and call them your 'team of writers'.