@clifba: The voices in my head have been quiet for a while. They probably broke something.
@OhDuarte: My dog is either dreaming or can't quite figure out how to shape shift.
@JonasPolsky: All in favor of imitating Spanish women say "Aye-yi-yi."
@LolitaDrugs: I laughed way too hard at this 😂
@mostunladylike: *holds pen ready*
"How many zeros in one million?"
@patrickmarkryan: "Wanna go camping?" "No thanks, I have a house."