@clifba: The voices in my head have been quiet for a while. They probably broke something.
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@TarzanFeathers: Sperm can live inside a woman for like 2 weeks. Nine months if things go really wrong.
@2questionable: Most googled search terms today Before the eclipse: How to make my own cereal box viewer? After: How to tell if my cornea is sunburned?
@Jessdaisy: Just wanted to say thank you...I was scrolling my tl, saw your avi, and it reminded me I needed to take out the trash.
@GingerHotDish: Daughter: Do you think Freddie Mercury and Edgar Allen Poe would get along? Me: Huh? Daughter: Cuz he's just a Poe boy from a Poe family.