@clifba: The voices in my head have been quiet for a while. They probably broke something.
@Schmoodles: I finally decided to unfollow someone who hasn't tweeted in a year. They'll probably come back tomorrow & make me look like a real c**t.
@Ivsy01: Flirt with him. Drop down and pick up your asthma inhaler. Look back, readjust your glasses.
@lovemyboots111: I saw a smart car get hit with a snow ball today, yep, it was totalled!
@POTerritory: *Attempts to use 'I have a boyfriend' meme*
Meme: I have a boyfriend.