@clifba: The voices in my head have been quiet for a while. They probably broke something.
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@TheEighthKnight: Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car, instead
@iinkedZombie: Wife [returns home] have you eaten Me: have you eaten Wife: are you copying me?! Me: are you copying me Wife: I Love You Me: I already ate
@AnitaHelmet: My husband hasn't forgiven me for answering 'Okie dokie artichokie' instead of utilizing the more socially acceptable phrase, "I do."