@SteveSuckington: Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?

@SadieSkyNinja: I love going to the gym this time of year because I'm a perfect example of what years of neglect and nachos can do to a body.

@Gooooats: People who criticize the year 2016 seem to have forgotten that back in May McDonald's accidentally gave me a Chicken McNugget with my fries.

@fightforfood: You can pretty much tell me anything is an anagram and I'll believe it. I'm not about to rearrange a bunch of letters like some doctor

@rkatz94: Me: I'll have a scotch on the rocks with a twist Bartender slides drink "Your dad's alive. He's hiding in Cuba" M: Did NOT see that coming