@midnitesoc: "The Walking Dad," but it's just a guy walking around the house turning off lights and muttering that he's "not made of money"
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@panmidwest: THERAPIST: what's wrong? WIFE: he makes us watch Gladiator every single day! ME: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
@kelter1: Pharrell Williams put out a fire on Kim Kardashian's dress this week. Dude is really taking that Smokey the Bear hat of his to heart.
@pungodly: Apparently "I don't like scary movies," is not an appropriate response to being asked to watch a wedding video.
@pizzajaynow: You can learn a lot about your kids by helping them with their homework for example, mine are idiots.