@BlazedDonuts: The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died.
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@stephenjmolloy: Cop: "Are you driving under the influence?" Me: "No." Cop: "Say the alphabet backwards." Me: "Tebahpla eht."
@Maxine12333: The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave.
@Cpin42: Well Bob, I love to travel, and being my own boss is great. But I suppose my favorite thing about being a serial killer is murdering people.
@DumbConfessions: Psychologist: Go to your happy place. Me: *grabs car keys* Psychologist: Where are you going? Me: The liquor store.