@PAT_E_ROCK: The water drought in California is so bad, that someone broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed.
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@GABBYdaAngSaya: God: You'll be cursed to travel the desert for 35 years Moses: *slipping him $20* How about 30 [Later] Moses: We must wander for 40 years
@Tmoney68: Stephen Hawking says artificial intelligence could destroy the human race. Sorry Stephen, but my money's on LACK of intelligence.
@DirtMcTurd: Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because its hard to have fun when you might shit your pants