@PAT_E_ROCK: The water drought in California is so bad, that someone broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed.
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@SnizzleFrizzle: My moral compass must run on solar power, because it never seems to work after dark.
@moose_chocolate: The groundhog in our town died on Sunday. I can't imagine how long our winter will be now.
@Merman_Melville: I'm a female historian who specializes in war atrocities, check out my blog "The War Atrocity Babe"
@KatieBurnett: Never seen anyone in Nandos or McDonald's pick up an appropriate amount of napkins - you're cleaning up after a burger not a double homicide