@sfjdotcom: The way I dealt with that unexpected cobweb to the face tells me I probably wouldn't have been much use in Vietnam.
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@scorpicpanda: [getting massage from cat] Me: Mmmm, this is the best spa day ever; please don’t stop. Cat: *pushes me off massage table
@OhHiAlyPie: *bursts into bank EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND *everyone lies down EVERYONE CLOSE THEIR EYES *everyone closes their eyes EVERYONE NAP