@sfjdotcom: The way I dealt with that unexpected cobweb to the face tells me I probably wouldn't have been much use in Vietnam.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@soanim8ed: Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?" Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.
@Mr_Kapowski: We should've cremated Michael Jackson in case of the zombie apocalypse or else people will think they're part of a Thriller flash mob
@_ElvishPresley_: Alfred: I've completed engineering on the new batmobile radar unit Batman: That's great and did the dishes do themselves? Alfred: no sir