@NYC_Blonde: The way my neighbors are making their trick-or-treating kids skip my door you'd think I was handing out ecstasy pills like last year.
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@zolofighter: " Wife: there is a man at the door with a mustache. Husband: tell him i've already got one. "
@Reverend_Scott: RANGER: watch out for wolves ME: oh ya? RANGER: so relentless- [wolf runs up w/ bible] HAVE U HEARD ABOUT OUR LORD & SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST