@NYC_Blonde: The way my neighbors are making their trick-or-treating kids skip my door you'd think I was handing out ecstasy pills like last year.
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@TeflonPawn: By the power vested in me by this case of beer, I now pronounce these three loads of laundry as one.
@GensPlace: I know I'm gorgeous, young and sexy. My secret to eternal youth is a steamy bathroom, so my glasses mist up.
@longwall26: It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.