@Born2bVild: The way your stick figures take up your whole back window tells me you need a bigger car and a class on condoms.
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@rachaelkelly18: I love how coffee tricks me into believing I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes
@Bownuggets: Accidentally dropped a magic mushroom in my cats litter box & now he's laying across the driveway staring at the stars & quoting Kierkegaard
@Aspersioncast: Nothing can destroy your good opinion of a company quicker than working for them.
@onion_an: Me: I've lost my kitten Cop: How would you best describe him? Me: He looks like a miniature cat