@Born2bVild: The way your stick figures take up your whole back window tells me you need a bigger car and a class on condoms.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@andylassner: Never trust anyone who says you need to come out of your shell because let's start with the fact that they think you're a turtle
@markleggett: I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed.
@KatMcSnatch: Recipe for homemade charcoal: 1. Put dinner in the oven. 2. Sit down to check one quick thing on the internet...
@SteveSuckington: My niece thinks she's more mature than me because she listens to Beethoven. His movies sucked plus why would I wanna listen to dog music?