@lwhit_the_boss: The weatherman is telling us to expect 8 to 9 inches, but he's probably lying.
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@TinaMav: I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mother's room. I can't believe it... she's a superhero!
@errdayhustlah: I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa María only to find Dora had already explored America.