@lwhit_the_boss: The weatherman is telling us to expect 8 to 9 inches, but he's probably lying.
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@mikeleffingwell: "And... uh... chocolate kills dogs." - God puts the finishing touches on life on earth.
@Beesthegame: [Pulled over] Sir do you know how fast you were going? MY DOG IS IN LABOR! Oh! In that case *scribbles* Here is a ticket for littering.