@Piecezilla: The weatherman said it's nice outside. I guess they don't let him watch the rest of the news.
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@jonnysun: EXCITED INVENTOR: this is the best thimg since sliced bread!!!!! SLICED BREAD: [anxiously smokig in the corner] i wish i was never invented
@Sean_Burgundy_: It's so frustrating when your therapist tells you to go to your happy place then yells at you when you show up at her house
@ShawnIzadi: That moment you could pass as an Olympic speed walker because you are racing to the bathroom.
@VodkaShorebird: GUY 1: Why can’t we skip rope without society judging us? GUY 2: What if we occasionally beat the crap out of each other? Boxing is born.