@Piecezilla: The weatherman said it's nice outside. I guess they don't let him watch the rest of the news.
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@squirrel74wkgn: Not sure what's more creepy, sifting through the trash dressed like a clown at 3am...or my neighbor peeking out his window watching me.
@AlanFelyk: Saw a woman on a dating site who says she’s looking for God. I’m thinking she’s not His type.
@SuperRandomish: We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not.