@Piecezilla: The weatherman said it's nice outside. I guess they don't let him watch the rest of the news.
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@adriennekhals: Worst day. Had a tampon behind my ear all afternoon and still cant find my cigarette.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I ended it after I checked his browser history and found hundreds of video game walk-throughs. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
@jessforaminute: *Calls the DMV* Hi yes I've lost ten pounds please send a new license with my updated weight thanks
@goldengateblond: LIFE HACK: Make your waist feel dramatically smaller by accidentally trying on maternity pants.