The "we’re going to need a bigger boat" scene from Jaws but just me looking at the shopping carts at the liquor store.

@aveuaskew: If I had to choose one word that encapsulates me, I'd say skin.

@NorCalBratt: "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." Me, to my empty bag of Oreos.

@hazelmotes1: Frequently Asked Questions: 1) You did what? 3) How dare you? 53) Don't you know how numbering lists works?

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@AbbyHasIssues: The good news is it wasn't a bug. The bad news is I beat the crap out of a black bean on the floor with my shoe.

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@lisaxy424: Listen jogger, I'm eating fast food alone in my car, the last thing I need is eye contact.

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