The "we're going to need a bigger boat" scene from Jaws but just me looking at the shopping carts at the liquor store.

@iRowlf: My girlfriend thinks that I can't cook, but as soon as I figure out how much Play-Doh is supposed to go in meatloaf, I'll prove her wrong.

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@RodneyH42: I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?

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@LurkAtHomeMom: Nobody has to pee more than a small child who has just put on 10 lbs of snow gear.

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@yenniwhite: Me: Can you remember life before Amazon? Husband: Yes. We had more money.

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@notalogin: Date: I love chicken Me [trying to impress]: I'm actually a HUGE coward

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