@PinkCamoTO: The "we're going to need a bigger boat" scene from Jaws but just me looking at the shopping carts at the liquor store.
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@Just__J0: A panic attack is hearing your teens laughing in another room at the same time you can't find your phone.
@kwirkyKerri: Looking to marry a pharmacist. Looks and personality optional. Just don't lose your job.
@That_Damn_Duck: At McDonalds Cashier: You total is to tell your kids that you love them Me: Look lady if I loved them I wouldn’t be feeding them this crap