@mayamanion: The whole "bad boy" thing is fun until you have kids with him. Ooh you drank away the diaper money? That's soooo hot
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@petemandik: My first sexual experience occurred in the early 1800s when I was erotically swallowed by a whale.
@Midgetspar: After 9 months and 347 pics of you being pregnant you REALLY only need to post one pic of the baby as proof. We believe you.
@Tharin_P: The irony of my developing severely crippling stomach cramps minutes after reading a cheesy old love story isn't lost on me. *faints*