@mayamanion: The whole "bad boy" thing is fun until you have kids with him. Ooh you drank away the diaper money? That's soooo hot
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@Elizasoul80: When I misplace something and you say "where did you have it last" I feel like you don't know what misplace means.
@isabelzawtun: Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman. I don't even know what to believe any more
@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: *spreads arms wide* I love you this much. Me: Aw. 5: *spreads arms even wider* But I'd love you this much if we had a pool.