@JoParkerBear: The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of intoxicants.
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@rad_milk: if the sun is such a cool and great star then why do all the other stars leave when it shows up
@briancthayer: Be specific when saying "BYOB": [bursts into house] Hey, I brought beers! *7 pastors wives shut their Bibles disapprovingly*
@TheTweetOfGod: Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it.
@HandyJack420: The Dominos "tracker" says Ashley just left with my pizza so I only have a few minutes to get naked. Just glad it's not Brad... ...again.