@michaelianblack: The whole thing about "we're all going to die some day," that's a joke, right?
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@PaulGibson1963: The first Hobbit movie was half the book. The second, about a quarter. In the sixth instalment, the group has a 3 hour breakfast and a nap.
@donjuantip: i've decided to start a new healthier lifestyle. I'm adding cranberry juice to my morning Vodka.
@garrettbarry70: There's nothing more exciting than waking up with a half eaten burger in your hand.