@goldengateblond: The Wicked Witch swings a light saber at Obi-Wan just as he throws a water balloon at her. All anyone finds later are piles of clothes.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@GingerHotDish: [Me as a Sunday school teacher] ...then on the third day Odin went to Valhalla so that warriors who died in battle would have eternal life.
@haleysfalling: cop: are you high? me: if i was high could i do this? *vaults over car hood and does 360 no scope* cop: did you just say "asterisk vaults ov
@EndhooS: A fun thing to do when someone shows you a picture of their new baby is to look confused and just say "I don't get it?"
@PetrickSara: If you haven't woken up from a nap covered in stickers, did you even fall asleep while watching cartoons with your preschooler.