@goldengateblond: The Wicked Witch swings a light saber at Obi-Wan just as he throws a water balloon at her. All anyone finds later are piles of clothes.
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@hasht4g: What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?
@iwearaonesie: If your wife walks in and turns the light on while you're staring at the ceiling, make sure you yell "My eyes!" BEFORE she starts changing
@Jmboyd58: *driving my date to the ER* I told you my possum doesn't like direct eye contact. This one is on you.