@jeffswarens: The wife just walked out of the store with bags and didn't notice me standing here. Maybe I need to put 75% off on my T-shirt
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@shkeeber: If you have a family member you that you never want to see again, loan them some money.
@secondofhername: The downside of studying law: you think a lawsuit is the solution to all problems. *resists from threatening Dominos for not giving oregano*
@Cali_Kid_Mike: Nice try government. But I'm not taking you back until I know where you've been for the last two weeks.