@Dani_Feld: The wifi going down on me is the most action I'm going to get tonight.
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@MeatyPunk: girl: tough guys are hot Me: *hawk lands on my bare arm* I have a gauntlet I just never use it *hawk gnawing on my shoulder* I love this
@dumbbeezie: I just want to learn enough sign language to convince a hair stylist to cut my hair in silence
@hippieswordfish: [calls wife] honey help 'whats wrong?' im done shopping at the door store but now i cant tell which one is the exit 'ok just stop crying'