@Dani_Feld: The wifi going down on me is the most action I'm going to get tonight.
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@panmidwest: ME: I still suck my thumb at night, yesterday I called my landlady "mom" JUDGE: you only have to tell the truth about questions you're asked
@catcerveny: Me: Dude, back off. You're totally scaring away all the hot guys checking me out at the gym. H: You do realize I'm your husband, right?
@Sammy_Sega: BAD: When your date has been in the Men's Room for 45 mins. WORSE: When the 6 yo girl at the table next to you says "he's not coming back"