@thegayfarmerguy: The wind blew a smart car into my lane and I had to roll down my window and swat it out of the way.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I can point out chicks who say "vokka" and "liberry" instead of "vodka" and "library" based on the use of emoticons in their screen name.
@torrami: All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing.
@louisvirtel: I was worried that Tim Kaine was too boring and then I remembered entertainment is what got us into this mess.