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@AmznMovieRevws: The Wolf of Wall Street.
@fillthevacuum: *adds resume embellisher to resume*
STRANGER: Your dog is unusual looking
ME: Yeah, he's interbred
DUCK: [waddles up] I'll tell you who else is into bread
@VodkaShorebird: GUY 1: Why can’t we skip rope without society judging us?
GUY 2: What if we occasionally beat the crap out of each other?
Boxing is born.
@staufff: If I had a dollar for every time I think about you, I'd start thinking about you.
@ScottLinnen: This club sucks & tell the DJ to lighten up on the Enigma.
SON, YOU PASSED OUT. THIS IS A CATHEDRAL