@Jake_Vig: The woman in line behind apparently wants to slowly put her body inside of mine.
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@chamashouse: When the police asked me where I was between 4 and 5, apparently "Kindergarten" wasn't the answer he was looking for.
@pstamato: "What if something fell off your glass every time you picked it up? That'd be great." - The inventor of coasters
@ghostkrogh: a lot of ppl don't kno that the 50 stars on the american flag represent how many stars there are in the sky