@Jake_Vig: The woman in line behind apparently wants to slowly put her body inside of mine.
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@Sanbel11: Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we'll be moving any second now.
@flashember: walk up to the mightiest oak in the forest and punch it. now laugh as you climb into its branches to let the other trees know you're insane
@DaddyJew: 7: I didn't do my homework Me: why not? 7: they told us to write about the new president Me: so? 7: you told me not to cuss
@noog: Jesus: Behold my powers. *walks onto water and falls in* [back in heaven] God: HAHAHAHAHA Angel: HAHAHAHA "behold my powers" God: HAHAHAHA