@Jake_Vig: The woman in line behind apparently wants to slowly put her body inside of mine.
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@rockymomax: ME: (doing stand up) GUY IN CROWD: BOOOO *throws a tomato* GUY 2: BOOOOO *throws a tomato* GUY 3: BOOOOO *throws a tomato* GUY 4: what the- GUY 5: he’s just eating those like Pac-Man
@stats_canada: It is officially too cold for Canadians to pretend liking cold weather is part of our cultural identity
@PaperWash: "Wow, it smells like *sniff* wait what the?" *Rips blind fold off and sees house burning down* "Omg!" Narrator: The power of Febreeze