@Jake_Vig: The woman in line behind apparently wants to slowly put her body inside of mine.
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@HMittelmark: There is nothing like the sound of a child's laughter to remind you that your apartment is haunted.
@tryped: Me: I am sad, we don't have any cookie crumble for my ice cream. Wife: lots of things make me sad, like being married to a giant man baby