@Jake_Vig: The woman in line behind apparently wants to slowly put her body inside of mine.
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@TheDeadfishSays: "I don't want to make a spectacle..." Eye glass manufacturers last day on the job.
@MadameSnippy: I'm the only stalker I know with OCD. After I break in to watch you sleep, I fold your laundry.
@AnkCoupleTO: Most guys will go gay for the night with the right amount of sangria & Foreigner playing in the background Don't ask me how I know
@WineMummy: Him: Didn't you buy that apple pie yesterday? Me: Yeah, so? Him: There's one small piece left. Me: And if you touch it, I'll stab you.