@DothTheDoth: The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work.
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@JasonLastname: Once a marine, always a marine. Even if you're now working at Subway. You're a submarine.
@TeejayRush: Reasons to not go camping No.154: People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world...
@mstluvstrinkets: I like to slip a Honey Boo Boo episode in every once in awhile to remind my husband that it could be worse.
@realHamOnWry: Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris called it quits. But I am looking forward to her next album devoted to the break-up called 'Calvin and Sobs'.