@DothTheDoth: The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work.
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@GrillinChillin9: Whoever the first person was to throw shit in to a fan must have had a lot of explaining to do afterwards.
@figgled: TO MY SECRET ADMIRER: thank u for the flowers!! You accidentally had them sent next door & the card says 'Penelope' but it's ok I love them😍
@pizzajaynow: People who only tweet inspirational stuff are the same people who reminded their school teacher about homework assignments.