@DothTheDoth: The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work.
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@arandomhim: What's your name? SIENNA Where you from, Sienna? MALIBU Do you like sports? GOLF You're just replying w car brands aren't you? FORD F-SERIES
@atanya1111: "Sorry, her father is a pterodactyl" - me with the screeching baby in the grocery store.
@Drivelodeon: If you need anything you can call me any time of the day or night. I won't answer and my ringer will be off, so it won't bother me at all.